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Category: Economics


  • Federal Reserve Announces It Will “Keep An Eye On Things,” Markets Reportedly Relieved

    The Federal Reserve concluded its two-day meeting Wednesday with an announcement that it would “continue monitoring economic conditions closely,” a statement economists described as “extremely on-brand.” Markets rallied briefly before remembering they don’t actually know what that means either. “We’re data-dependent,” said one Fed official, who then admitted the data in question was “mostly vibes…